I know how things work around here. I ran this joint for centuries. Until... I introduced democracy. Within a century, I'd lost everything. I was reduced to sweeping the catacombs. Now, about your appeal... it's clear that you don't belong here. Your soul is far too beautiful for this low level. So far, your chances of a succesful appeal are good. BUT! It will not be considered before, as proof of your sincerity, you have died a thousand deaths.
A thousand?
A thousand.
And so, our friend X!Gloop started preparing for his appeal and his first reincarnation...